Deployed But Still Naughty Thong

Regular price $23.99
Sale price $23.99 Regular price
Product description

Deployed but still naughty thong - a playful twist on military-inspired lingerie for those who love humor with their heat. Made with premium ice silk fabric (87% polyester + 13% spandex), this novelty thong delivers all-day comfort while showing off your cheeky side. Whether you’re surprising your partner, shopping for a funny gift, or simply treating yourself, this thong is a perfect way to mix sexy, sassy, and a little bit patriotic.

Designed to highlight your curves with a smooth, stretchy fit, this thong is both comfortable and flattering. The soft, breathable inner lining reduces irritation and keeps you fresh, while the elastic waistband ensures a perfect fit through every mission whether lounging, date night, or deployment homecomings.

Key Features

  • Material: Ice Silk 160g (87% polyester + 13% spandex) for durability and softness

  • Breathable comfort: Lined with a soft inner crotch to reduce irritation and support freshness

  • Elastic waistband: Flexible fit for all body shapes and changes

  • Sexy & cheeky: Bold “Deployed but still naughty” slogan makes it the ultimate flirty gift

  • Great gift idea: Perfect for military wives, girlfriends, or anyone with a playful sense of humor

Care Instructions

Hand wash or machine wash on cold (max 45ºC). Do not bleach, soak, or tumble dry.

When to Wear

 

This thong is perfect for everyday wear, anniversaries, military homecomings, care package surprises, or just because you want to add a laugh (and some spice) to your lingerie drawer.

Size Chart

Size

Pants length(cm/in)

1/2Waist(cm/in)

1/2Foot mouth(cm/in)

S 24.5/9.6 36/14.2 32.5/12.8
M 25.5/10 38.5/15.2 33.9/13.3
L 26.5/10.4 41/16.1 35.3/13.9
XL 27.5/10.8 43.5/17.1 36.7/14.4
2XL 28.5/11.2 46/18.7 38.1/15

 

Shipping & Return

Our items are made to order, please allow time for them to be created of approximately 2-5 days with some personalized items that may take longer.

After the order has been made and shipped, on average shipping takes between 7-12 business days for the U.S.

Orders for the Rest of the World take on average between 7-20 business days. 

These timeframes are typical and depending on destination may arrive sooner or later than expected. During the holidays expect an increase in shipping time. Please note, orders may arrive together or in separate packages. 

We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. If there is any issue please don't hesitate to contact us and we will make it right. Review our FAQ page as well for common questions.