Mission: Remove Thin Thong
Mission: Remove – Military-Inspired Cheeky Thong
Because some missions require zero distractions.
Ready to report for duty? Our “Mission: Remove” thong is the ultimate undercover operation — blending comfort, sass, and irresistible cheek appeal. Whether you’re surprising your partner, prepping for a homecoming, or just love a little combat-inspired humor, this thong is your secret weapon.
Why You'll Love It:
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Combat-Ready Comfort: Made from high-quality 90% polyester + 10% spandex, this thong features a soft, breathable inner layer designed to reduce irritation and keep you fresh — even under pressure.
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Tactical Elastic Waistband: Conforms comfortably to your body and moves with you. No pinching, no riding, no distractions — just smooth, flexible support.
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Curve-Enhancing Cut: Flattering fit shows off your assets with pride. This is mission-critical lingerie made for confidence and curves.
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Durable & No-Fade Fabric: Built to last through every wash, every wear, and every mission — classified or not.
Perfect For:
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Gag gifts for military wives or husbands
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Deployment care packages
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Boudoir shoots with a twist
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Bachelorette or anniversary surprises
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Everyday wear for spicy civilians
Care Instructions:
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Hand wash or machine wash
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Do not bleach
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Wash in temperatures below 45ºC
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Check our size guide for the best fit
Command Attention. Complete the Mission.
Slip into something strategic — and let the operation begin.
Size Chart:
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size |
Pants length (cm/in) |
Waist width (cm/in) |
Pants width (cm/in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 19/7.5 | 68/26.8 | 64.5/25.4 |
| S | 20/7.9 | 72/28.3 | 68/26.8 |
| M | 21/8.3 | 76/29.9 | 71.5/28.1 |
| L | 22/8.7 | 81/31.9 | 75/29.5 |
| XL | 23/9.1 | 86/33.9 | 78.5/30.9 |
Our items are made to order, please allow time for them to be created of approximately 2-5 days with some personalized items that may take longer.
After the order has been made and shipped, on average shipping takes between 7-12 business days for the U.S.
Orders for the Rest of the World take on average between 7-20 business days.
These timeframes are typical and depending on destination may arrive sooner or later than expected. During the holidays expect an increase in shipping time. Please note, orders may arrive together or in separate packages.
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. If there is any issue please don't hesitate to contact us and we will make it right. Review our FAQ page as well for common questions.