Remove Before Flight Thin Thong
Mission: Remove Before Flight Thin Thong
🚨Pre-flight checklist: Confidence ✔️ Humor ✔️ Zero shame ✔️
Strap in (or, well... don’t) with the Mission: Remove Before Flight thong — the ultimate takeoff-ready gift for your pilot-loving partner, aviation-obsessed friends, or anyone who appreciates a little turbulence in the bedroom.
Product Highlights
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Material: 90% Polyester + 10% Spandex for just the right mix of comfort, stretch, and smooth lift-off.
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Design: Yoga cloth fabric = ultra-soft, durable, and keeps its shape even after repeated missions.
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Waistband: Comfortable elastic waistband adapts to your curves and your chaos.
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Interior: Breathable polyester lining helps reduce bacterial growth and keeps things cleared for landing.
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Fit: Sleek, sexy cut to highlight your best assets — because you’re the real runway model.
Perfect For:
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Military & aviation-themed gifts
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Spicy surprises for your co-pilot
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Bachelorette gifts that soar
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Just-for-fun gag gifts with a little afterburner
Washing Instructions:
Hand or machine wash cold (max 45ºC), no bleach, no soaking. Air dry like it’s top secret.
Special Note:
Slight differences in color or alignment may occur during production due to batch shifts. Don’t worry — your thong is still mission-ready.
Sizing Guide
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size |
Pants length (cm/in) |
Waist width (cm/in) |
Pants width (cm/in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 19/7.5 | 68/26.8 | 64.5/25.4 |
| S | 20/7.9 | 72/28.3 | 68/26.8 |
| M | 21/8.3 | 76/29.9 | 71.5/28.1 |
| L | 22/8.7 | 81/31.9 | 75/29.5 |
| XL | 23/9.1 | 86/33.9 | 78.5/30.9 |
Our items are made to order, please allow time for them to be created of approximately 2-5 days with some personalized items that may take longer.
After the order has been made and shipped, on average shipping takes between 7-12 business days for the U.S.
Orders for the Rest of the World take on average between 7-20 business days.
These timeframes are typical and depending on destination may arrive sooner or later than expected. During the holidays expect an increase in shipping time. Please note, orders may arrive together or in separate packages.
We want you to be satisfied with your purchase. If there is any issue please don't hesitate to contact us and we will make it right. Review our FAQ page as well for common questions.